two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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