Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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