i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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