Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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