i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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