Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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