Dual....:-)
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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