Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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