Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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