Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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