It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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