i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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