Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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