He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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