Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
