the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
