How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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