if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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