You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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