Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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