She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
