I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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