i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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