I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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