chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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