found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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