I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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