Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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