Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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