Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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