if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.