dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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