Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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