There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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