we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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