oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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