Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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