he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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