it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I have aggressive nipples.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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