is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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