talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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