Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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