I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He kissed a someone with a penis
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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