it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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