I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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