real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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