Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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