About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He has the fingertips of a God
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