did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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