Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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