You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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