Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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