Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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