the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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