And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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