if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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